The Joys of owning Pets

We have two cats and a yellow Lab for those of you who don't know.
The three are constantly competing for someone's attention, however at bedtime they have a pretty nice understanding worked out.
One cat sleeps at my head, the dog on the floor in front of our bedroom door, third cat in the closet on our close hamper.
There is peace... Until last night.
Our 70 lb. dog has decided that sleeping in the bed is better. I busted him this morning resting his whole body across our pillows.
This is partly my fault - those big brown eyes kill me when I try to put him in his crate.
Anyway last night the cat and dog began to fight about who should be on the bed near and on my head - I had to throw said cat off the bed. Luckily she is a cat and landed just fine and also has forgiven me.
Or so I thought she just deposited a hairball on my magazines near the bed.
gotta go...