Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Dr. Phil and the Con Artist known as My Mom

Oh my Mom she is the Con Artist.
Getting me to do Dr. Phil's weight loss challenge w/her.
Can't say no to her - she's my Mom.
My issue I am taking weight advice from a man I frankly don't find to be too terribly fit.
Funny man, smart man, entertaining man, but fit?
Uh no.
If it doesn't work see reasons above.
Here is my deal with all this stuff though.
It's expensive.
People are chubby 'cause fattening food is cheap yo.
Now that my Dad is home both parents have started putting weight back on.
Thank god because they were way too skinny but they are both feeling yucky about and since both my Mom and I are shorties and ride low to the ground we tend to start looking like weblos once the weight comes on.
So Dr. Phil and Mom - this better work.
Yo...

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